Drama

Me: Hey Button, I wanted you to meet Button-Hole. I think you guys are made for each other, and will really get along well!

Button: Button-Hole!!!!

Button-Hole: Button!!!!

Me: You guys know each other?

Button and Button-Hole: Of course we know each other! We have been dying to get back together, but your fat stomach kept us apart!

Background music:

Reunited and it feels so good

Reunited 'cos we understood

There's one perfect "FIT"

And sugar, this one is it

We are both so excited

'Cos we're reunited, hey hey

People, my jeans fit and fit well :-)